Wednesday, August 13, 2008

The Irony Of Men and Women

I guess Men and Women are different. Therefore, every time I read below, I laugh, acknowledge but will never admit.

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

1 comment:

foongpc said...

Haha! Have read this somewhere before. Funny, but quite true in most cases.